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Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over
I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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Mind your business

You don't agree with what I'm saying or kissing my ass so you don't get to have a opinion or speak about it.
Dumb chick : he cheated on me for the 78th time...should i give him another chance

Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change

Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens

Someone wise : you should of been left him

Dumb chick : mind your business
by The Mysterious 1 December 11, 2022
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feeble drug infested mind

One who thinks that they can handle the drugs they are consuming when in fact their life is totally unmanageable and their thinking distorted , and totally clueless yet still consuming drugs as if they have nothing to do with their mental state.
Look at that dumb bitch she thinks she can run things with her feeble drug infested mind (fdim).
by Dutch mutter December 27, 2016
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vike minded

Flexible, lean, community-driven, dependable.
People who say "Free party is not a crime" are the next VIKE MINDED!
by Howie Marx July 15, 2024
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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.
"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009
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Abstract Mind.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."
by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013
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