Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.
Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003
when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.
after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.
by TallPeniz February 04, 2009
by average boi January 23, 2022
Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong October 31, 2013
by TK NoFear January 23, 2009
Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.
When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.
by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014