John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
Get the John Barilalomug. A super legit, uncommon name given to guys who have an epic smile, that's so heart-breaking, you would swear that he doesn't have imperfections, although be aware that John Jefferey's tend to be shy, aswell as moody sometimes. They are handsome yet have an uncanny ability to be focused and driven when it comes to academic work, without seeming like a book worm. Can be annoyingly vain.
He's such a John Jeffery! He just tackled me, picked me up and carried me out of the room. I was too capitvated to protest!
by AntAngel January 2, 2011
Get the John Jefferymug. Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.
John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.
by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023
Get the John Chanmug. Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.
by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018
Get the John Fidgemug. by boiled4 March 4, 2023
Get the john thinmug. A low life piece of shit who putts around in his shitbox of a Jeep that he thinks is nice. You’ll know it’s him when you see his fat gut hanging out and his osama bin laden looking beard. Although his facebook says he is a fearless leader, just know he is a cowardly scumbag
“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”
by What’s His Name January 21, 2021
Get the John Webbmug. by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020
Get the John Deaconmug.