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Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the mouth of his partner, and then the partner blows the sperm into the rectum of the male.
Guy 1 "I want a creampie from that girl"
Guy 2 "How is that possible?"
Guy 1 "I don't know"
Guy 2 "Wait...I got it"
Guy 1 "That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard...let's name it Mouthful of Marcus"
by PirateJesus September 23, 2010
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Shreddie-Mouth

When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)

Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
by Quagga Quimp October 26, 2010
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Mouth Omelet

To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.

*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.
by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 23, 2010
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Mouth runner

someone who is talkin shit. most likely drunk, possibly even a two faced hoe. a mouth runner is always talkin all sorts of trash as if they're life is a high school rivalry.
did you hear what she said? fuckin mouth runner..

them tuscarawas county bitches are the best mouth runners.

i bet that mouth runner is going to the gathering..
by realboy01 June 8, 2010
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Pool Mouth

When 2 females have sex in a pool and you show up just minutes after they have left when you jump in the pool with your mouth open and get a mouthful of what they left.
Person 1:Dude something in this pool tastes sick. Person 2: AHAHAHAHA you just got a good pool mouth.
by Dakota Joboyhoboy February 28, 2009
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spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark January 13, 2009
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sparks mouth

Having yellow teeth/tongue after drinking hella Sparks (caffeinated alcoholic drank.)
dude i got mad sparks mouth after i was sippin that drank all night
by sum41chick January 13, 2009
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