A condition commonly displayed in Doctor Who fans after watching Matt Smith with a baby in 'Closing Time'; suffers acknowledge Matt Smith as potentially one of the most attractive men in existence- and they are not wrong.
1- Did you see that scene in 'Closing Time?'
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.
by simpformattsmith October 29, 2020
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A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020
A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
by Yung Diarrhea April 28, 2022
by Nfjdjfjf September 08, 2022
A Matt has a magnum sized dong. His monster cock is practically the Eiffel Tower. The thickness and length is the extreme opposite of a Tommy, who basically has a micropenis. The penis on a Tommy is so small that its practically a vagina. Nothing can compete with the well-hung Matt. He’s penis smashes rocks. גדךחליכשךיכךלחשךלכחגדחלךשלחשך
by Bigdickrick0528 May 03, 2018