Long Boy Ides

For the days your felling a little long.

I got the long boy ides

by Lord Jerry November 23, 2020

long legged steve

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc

Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by what king September 5, 2021

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007

Mr SH Long

A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode

Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?

Please, just call me schlong

by Dictionroy January 26, 2010

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

long daddy schlong

Bryce's penis

You have a long daddy schlong

by Milf Licker April 15, 2017

Daddy long legs

The loving nickname giving to previous member of Panic! At The Disco and current frontman of I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME Dallon Weekes. He is known for his hieght and elegantly long legs.

Jenna: Oh my god, Jake Paul is so daddy! whos your daddy?
Emo fuck: The one and only daddy is Daddy Long Legs

by Don’t eat soap June 5, 2018