When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 09, 2019
by Chinook17 August 11, 2022
by Myhandsaretoocold May 22, 2018
A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.
A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.
by MarcDemo June 30, 2018
When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
by Monksbitch February 25, 2011
when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
by waca waca 22 November 25, 2013