National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"

by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

The Key Lime Pie

A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie

Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron

by FuckGoodGushyPussy69420 January 29, 2022

KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead

someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI

by saratonin April 15, 2023

keyede

A cocky individual, with an ego so big to make up for his small business going on down below. He often gives up opportunities that can be mistaken for homosexuality but he is really just a coward.

"Did he make a move last night?" "No, he was being such a keyede!"

by Lindsay Fredson April 25, 2014

Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…

“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”

by HuniBea November 21, 2022