A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

Josh Glade

Josh Glade is the most feared,dangerous unstable,unpredictable professional wrestler today. The only thing crazy about this man is his speed and agility for a 350 pounder. Unlike his so called competition Menny Lemons

Josh Glade isn't a p.a.b.

Josh Glade is the most feared,dangerous unstable,unpredictable professional wrestler today. The only thing crazy about this man is his speed and agility for a 350 pounder. Unlike his so called competition Menny Lemons

Josh Glade isn't a p.a.b.

Dude you're working Josh Glade tonight? You're going to loose man. Hope you have good insurance.

by Dcw dude October 9, 2020

Joshua (Josh)

Josh is one of the most amazing guys you'd ever meet. Simply because he is honest, hilarious, witty, responsible, mature, selfless, wise and very caring. Although he may seem intimidating and emotionally unavailable sometimes, he becomes the most amazing human when you get him to open up. Which is a really hard thing to do.

He is very reserved and speaks like a god. Josh is also a very attractive man with soulful marbles. When he sees you as part of his loved ones, Josh would look out for you every step of your new relationship and sometimes acts as your doctor. He may withdraw at times because he fears losing you. But when that time comes, shower him with love and keep him close because you DO NOT want to lose him! Joshuas are amazing human beings when you meet one, consider yourself very blessed!

We love our male friends, especially the ones whose names are like Joshua (Josh)🥺

by blu 🤍 April 11, 2022

josh wilson

Full on gassing from a josh wilson, all he says is just pure gas

Josh Wilson: "gas"

by TheFrogOfJump January 22, 2014

Josh

A boy who is notoriously got skids running down his arse cheeks.

Christ almighty josh! Ever heard of a shower?

by smoak July 18, 2014

pulling a Josh

while playing any video game, and its your turn, he says wait let me just do this one thing. then he wont give up the dam controler EVER!!

ME:hey its my turn
OTHER PERSON:wait one more thing
ME:ok
15 MIN pass and he still havent gave it to you. YOUR PULLING A JOSH

by zackw November 25, 2009

josh turner

A Retarded faggot with a big cheeks. Also another word for small penis

I said to billy that I don't want to suck your josh turner.

by CashMeOutSideHowBoutDat123 May 24, 2017