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Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "
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