jeffay

The best person you’ll ever meet. Caring, loving, and a good listener. Also hot as a hot pepper.

Omg did you see that guy he’s sooooo nice and I don’t mind the looks either

That must be a jeffay

by Mackdawhit April 10, 2019

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019

Jeff

That Fatest And Stupidest Criminal On Henry Danger Portrayed By: Ryan Grassmeyer

Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!

Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019

Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

Jeff

small dick havin ass skinny motherfucker.

"jeff is a little pussy"

by jeffhassmalldick123 August 29, 2019

Jeff

Some dickhole

"Hey Jeff", Jeff * causally fucks a parrot. " Fuck you Jeff

by Dr.Tedums September 2, 2019