Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.
The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by Bad New but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.
by Downstrike May 20, 2004
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Get the strong bad mug.Bad Larry (or its Latin equivalent, Larrius Malus) is an epithet given to a select few worth of its bad assery. One cannot become a Bad Larry, one is born a Bad Larry. They are usual fairly "chill" and may or may not be annoyed with your antics.
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Get the Bad Larry mug.a bad bitch is a chick that is down to do whatever for her dude and she have that i don't care attitude towards any and everything.
by Tashiria August 29, 2005
Get the bad bitch mug.Someone who rejects even the most basic form of language and spelling in their typing on any given electronic device. The 'words' that they type can be very difficult to understand to the point of massive confusion. Though there may be many underlying reasons for their poor language usage, the fact still stands that they are a bad typist.
Bad typist: "i mm hvngg bd tday annf gett wurs whre u?!!!!!"
Confused Person: "What? I don't understand you."
Confused Person: "What? I don't understand you."
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A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus
Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
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