tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.

My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.

by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015

Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.

I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.

by Governor7687 December 31, 2017

Text Slave

When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.

Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.

by GuyWhoGetsIt August 10, 2015

Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.

it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach

by swollmaster July 19, 2011

Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.

You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.

by Nub shaker November 19, 2019

Text purgatory

When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply

I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me

by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016

text candy

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.

Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy

by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015