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Tell your mom I'm horny

When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.
(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.
by Limehighlighter December 3, 2020
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national extreme horny day

On April 17th, the day after national horny day, you get to ask anyone, any animal, any homie, for nudes, even sex, be wary of animals as they may bite
John: DUDE ITS NATIONAL EXTREME HORNY DAY!
Jacob: Uh oh
by SurosAlt April 16, 2021
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31st-1st national horny day

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.
“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”
by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022
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The group formed on April 19th on the Bizarre Uprising Discord Server. Comprised of multiple brave members, their goal is to combat the sheer amount of horniness that curses the discord. Also known as the BUHTF.
Person 1: "I'm horny"

Person 2: "Someone call the Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force"
by Oath_Uh April 19, 2021
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I really recommend allfourstosuckurmeat on pornhub for the best experience, they give the best angles especially if you love to look at the man's willy. That's what finishes the job for me anyways. I am a straight English man. Don't tell my wife, Bridget cumssohard about this.
I really love penis!!
I'm trying to find the best furry porn to watch when horny
by William Cumssohard August 8, 2023
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National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo is the long awaited continuation of the first national horny day and happens on April 19. On national horny day 2: Electric Boogaloo anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content(nudes) or action.
by CREMSK April 18, 2021
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One day out of the year, June 7th, bestiality is 100% legal. You may make love, kiss, and impregnate animals without a case.
National Horny for Animal Day is my favorite holiday!
by funny_stuff November 12, 2020
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