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Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!
Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2025
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Hello Skiddy

You're at a slumber party rocking your favourite Hello Kitty pyjamas, you've drunk a little too much and you accidentally poo your pants.
Max was making out, but had to cut the engagement short because he'd done a Hello Skiddy.
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Hello Skiddy

You are rocking your Hello Kitty pyjamas at a slumber party, you've had a little too much to drink and you shit your pants.
Max was making out but had to cut it short because he'd done a hello skiddy.
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Hello There

One of the two most iconic lines in Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith
Hello There
General Kenobi, you are a bold one *laughs*. Kill him
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hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!
“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”
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