grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

grand theft trophy

When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.

Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope

Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.

by Southpaw Slut May 20, 2023

Arigato Grande

A meme name of Ariana Grande that references that one picture of her seemingly Asian-styled.

Person 1: arigato grande and blackiana are my favorite races of her
Person 2: she's such a multicultural queen

by repufolklore January 17, 2025

The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex

Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!

by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018

grand fentynale

Fentynale (pronounced like finale) is when someone ODs for their last time

I wish we had narcan instead of fire works at Brits grand fentynale… Fourth of July bbq ruined

by Salvester Darrah April 29, 2024

Grand

An expression to default to when someone asks how you're feeling and you can't be bothered explaining to them how you feel

Person 1 : Hey how are you doing
Person 2 (inside mind) *having an intense mental breakdown*
Person 2 (Vocally) : I'm grand

by Edmaster. January 24, 2021

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 7, 2025