Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Goblin

An act of oral sex; especially with enthusiasm to the point it can be akinned to gobbling (or "goblin") the person up.

"Hey babe, I could go for a Goblin."
*smirks*

by StreakyDaniel92 June 30, 2021

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019

crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025