Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 10, 2025

Duke of Donuts

Governs and upholds the policy around Donut Integrity.

The Duke of Donuts invoked a 5 business day policy for offenders of the Donut security policy.

by securitybull September 13, 2019

donut snow

When an old man scratches his head over another person's anus, sprinkling dandruff onto the outer rim, causing the appearance of a snowy donut.

"My Grandpa and Grandpa were having fun when I heard her begging for donut snow."

by CocaineSloth March 08, 2016

red donut

the ring that appears around an extremely worn out butthole.

aye girl!! u redy to make this red donut after u eat my mud pie?!

by dhis diq January 27, 2016

tossed donut

Eating a glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts out of a girls asshole.

Yo that bitch I fucked last night loves ass play so much she let me give her a tossed donut.

by FireDancer December 29, 2015

Iced jam donut

When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!

She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut

by Onlyanxiety December 20, 2022

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 04, 2022