fingers uncrossed

When you know something so well you don't need to cross your fingers.

Your definetly gonna get that peng ting fingers uncrossed

by hangmewithflextape November 10, 2018

Webbed fingers

When a man or woman is sucking a dick and a lot of spit sticks to their hand.

Bro last night, Abby was sucking me off and her spit gave her bad webbed fingers.

by Bilbo April 2, 2017

That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Finger time

When an artist loses their tool for a project and now has to their finger

“I lost my Apple Pencil, it’s Finger time!”

by LipanConjuring December 7, 2021

EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

by Arktykr October 19, 2021

Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.

“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb

by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018

Doom finger

The action of jabbing your thumbnail into another's arm. Depending on boniness of the finger and fingernail length, the doom finger can be VERY painful! Especially when done repeatedly. The user makes a fist with the thumb sticking out over the index, much like a knuckle sandwich but the thumb instead.

Jessica: *holds up doom finger*

Abby: *sees it and cowers*

by Hazard89 April 17, 2011