Eat Club

A non-judgmental, peer-pressure free space, where it is okay to eat whatever you want in any quantities you desire. Rules of eat club include:

-Finishing your first plate
-Do not feel, or make someone feel, guilty about ordering seconds, it is even encouraged

-Desert is ALWAYS an option
- The Sharing of a plate is authorized but frowned upon

Sophie: " Guys I want dessert but I don't know if I should"
Eat Club: " Dude, it okay, we're all eat club members of eat club here"

Jackass: " You Know Ginny, a moment on the hips forever on the hips, and your hips don't lie"
Ginny:" Dude, fuck it, eat club"

by yo135 March 28, 2015

earl thomas

He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.

Earl Thomas pissed away a hall of fame career.

by EW! April 6, 2021

Booty Eating Syndrome

A dangerous disease in which you impulsively eat any booty you can see. Very hard to over come but can be controlled by going to church.

John: The other day I was in class and Mr.Jones bent over to pick up a pen, I told him I had Booty Eating Syndrome but he didn't believe me and I ate his booty, now I'm banned from Mr.Jones class.

by ImTheDamned February 19, 2017

ill-at-ease

Uncomfortable or embarrassed.

The soldiers' morale dropped and felt ill-at-ease after seeing the commander of the enemy.

by Bonyamsi July 19, 2017

Ligue 1 Uber Eats

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.

Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"

by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023

i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 21, 2021

Bitch Eating Crackers

When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".

"I can't help it she just drives me nuts, she's my Bitch Eating Crackers."

by pt732 June 26, 2018