The evening of Christmas Day
by klausfiend December 26, 2021

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

Person 1: Hey dude guess what!
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
by XeeXawMSM February 8, 2025

by stål November 26, 2018

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022

by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018

by Djejevfjdianbwgd June 3, 2020
