Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013

Cooking

This word show that the situation is obviously not fun or difficult to figure out a solution which helps the people who is in this situation from the embarrassment from counterpart.

You always throw me off boring question cooking!

Although, except for cooking is not wild to translate and understand.

by Fundamental rights March 10, 2018

Cooked ice

Kim Kardashians stepmom

Ohh did you see Kim K’s cooked ice?

by Dave_the_plumber March 26, 2021

Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 2, 2020