wild cake

A woman defined as a cake which engages in a variety of sexual acts nearing on the extreme side

She has perused most fetishes . She's quite a wild cake .

by Yasir001 March 2, 2017

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.

by zk840 May 1, 2011

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Cake Alert

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.

"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."

by FruitLeg January 29, 2020

cake pusher

Some one who pushes cake

eg; 'Hey Sam, have some cake'

...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'

'Have some anyway'

'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'

by morrisey August 26, 2013