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Wherever the bag beans 

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).
Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans
Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part
eat my beans boi by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

baking the beans 

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.
"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

knees 4 beans 

A term for someone who’s a slut for the beans
She/he’d get on their knees 4 beans

Cool as beans 

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
Cool as beans by El Toros May 21, 2021

Squibling the beans 

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time
Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"