Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.

Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.

by metmike November 20, 2013

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Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

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Bake Off

Chill

Im gonna just bake off at your house

by John the jihadi January 3, 2022

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Clam Bake

A group of lesbians having sex in a sauna.

That was the best clam bake of my life last night.

Hey do you want to join in on a clam bake with Sarah and I?

by trevskies August 2, 2012

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Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.

I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019

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