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nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013
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shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.
I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.
by Mahree November 25, 2013
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drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger
dont you drive a drunk badger any way?
by moogleassassin February 3, 2014
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Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014
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honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"
by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015
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dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
by Xrock79 July 31, 2017
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