You not AWESOME
by Cool king of comic December 11, 2019

Something amazing that happened.
by Dick Mazing June 1, 2011

Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.
TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023

by Sassy Unicorn, I fart awesome January 31, 2017

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
by JustB November 17, 2020

Awesome!
by Hym Iam June 21, 2025

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke (though he would tell everyone he didn't care what they thought of him, he was such a narcissist that he would say fuck all of them if they didn't obey or respect his authoritie).
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
