goose

Someone who is being dumb in a silly way.

I was speaking to Jack you goose.

by NinjNames September 24, 2018

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019

goose it

In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.

Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.

by 5/97c August 17, 2023

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024

GOOSE PENUS

When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*

Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO

by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024

goosing

When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.

Teagan kept goosing everytime she laughed! Silly Teagan.

by yololala June 5, 2017

Loose Goose

Adj. + Noun A term to describe someone who is so loose that it is no longer comprehensible as to how loose they actually are.

Gary Strudel: Hey Matao! Guess What?
Matao Froond: I'm a loose goose?
Mike Flucker: Yeah you are you loose goose!

by NetherRealm February 21, 2017