tossing the salad

licking the ass then kiss

she sucked my anus and kissed me

by anonymous March 30, 2003

potato salad

meaning chonga

that girl is such a potato salad.

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010

Dick Salad

Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.

You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!

by Screaming In Silence March 26, 2005

Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

by David K David June 1, 2016

Robo Salad

In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.

"Robot Butt holes"

"Mecha toss my Robo salad"

by tuggles March 9, 2010

30 Salad

A full 30 rack of assorted cans of beer. Most commonly a consolidation of leftovers from a party.

We bought 200 beers for the party, and all we have left is this 30 Salad.

by PabstBlueRotgut January 5, 2011

Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.

Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.

by ImaginaryRawr September 4, 2010