Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

patrick fisk

Your mom usually likes him as much as she likes eating cheetos.

Often a cake-lover.

"Patrick fisk, could you please stop eating cake? "

by Pattelei March 16, 2017

Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Very bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick Sodapop Curtis

Sodapop is the middle child of the Curtis'. Is in the book" The Outsiders" by S.E. Hinton. He's sweet, loving, and carefree. He's so cute too. Very cute. I mean, have you SEEN the man. He's amazing. He's is so fine. We all love Sodapop

"Patrick Sodapop Curtis is the best greaser. You can't change my mind. He's so cute."

by Kai10101010101010101 September 25, 2022

Brie Patrick

The best candidate for class of 2026 President!!

I want my voice to be heard and to make senior year the best one yet, so I’ll be smart and vote Brie Patrick!

by realstudent1 May 1, 2025