Wiggle Walk

The way you walk when you have a boner, but you're trying to keep it from being obvious/noticeable.

You know if he wasnt doing the wiggle walk, we probably wouldnt know he has a boner.

That guy behind us is doing the wiggle walk, probably checking out our hot asses.

by JayWalker256 July 27, 2009

progressive walk

A walk at night in nature while listening to a progressive rock album.

I went on a progressive walk last night listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King.

by Wrenaissance January 16, 2011

Walking refrigerator

A term for computer game characters that are only slightly hurt by bullets and other generally lethal wounds. Coined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation fame.

A Gordon Freeman-esque walking refrigerator

by sonotfillingthisboxinproperly December 19, 2010

Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008

walking soda

When a chicks vagina is so loose a soda can could fall out of it. Basically another term meaning a hot dog down a hallway.

"Man that sex with Kassidey was so bad... She is a total walking soda!"

by Crazycatbitch11 December 31, 2015

Walking into Mordor

having sex with a girl that is either way to good for you, or prude.

Zach- "Bro! you need to tap that!
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"

by The Dais November 25, 2011

walking the runway

When a woman walks through a public place flirtatiously specifically to get the attention of men.

Sally was newly single, but she knew she wouldn't have to be for long. She put on a tight dress, went to the club, and started walking the runway. Soon men were flocking to her to buy her drinks.

by ruwando December 15, 2011