Chili willy 

Instead of the tradtional wet willy, where the finger is first lubricated by one's saliva than inserted into the ear, a chili willy is when a feces covered finger is insterted into one's ear

I had a mad case of mud butt so i scooped my butthole with my finger and and stuck my finger into some douchebag's ear and gave him a chili willy

Chili willy by I Love Blunts February 21, 2009

Pillage at the Willy

To hit the Goodwill drop off after hours.

"Lets go to the Willy and Pillage us some new shit"!

Pillage at the Willy by michele from Rodeo, Ca January 28, 2004

silly billy willy 

A nickname for a person who's name is william and always acts like without much thouhgh to things.

"You silly billy willy what are you doing there feller thats stuipid of you.

silly billy willy by EndMySuffering-1 January 11, 2018

Free Willy 

When recieving head the male pulls out just as he is about to blow his magic load and sticks his cock in her ear.

So Tess was being a real butt squirell so Matt gave her a Free Willy and now she can't hear anymore. No whales were harmed in the making of this sexual experience.

Free Willy by Stefan Beaumont May 12, 2008

safe wet-willy 

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear

Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.

safe wet-willy by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005

White Willy 

the penile equivalent of a wet willy, which is sticking your penis into someone else's ear.

"Dude, while he's sleeping, give him a white willy and take a picture!"

White Willy by Xalrons March 20, 2009

Filthy Willy

a Filthy Willy is performed when two straight guys that can make sexual mating calls in the form of a cackling llama have a lapse in sexual judgement. They confuse each other with loud llama noises until one of them reaches around the other for some fantastic ass-play. The other partner then engages in a reach around as well. They continue until one of them defecates on the others chest. Both partners then smear their excrement and scent on one another and have a sword fight to see who will be the bitch and who will wear the pants in their new found gay relationship. They finish the Filthy Willy by holding each others cocks and sticking their thumbs in their mouths as they moan and orgasm themselves to sleep.

Dan asked Will to come over and hang out and play some poker, little did he know that Dan was planning on setting him up for the Filthy Willy and poking him!

Filthy Willy by DJ Joey Baggs July 27, 2010