Ecstatic Consent Van

Alternative to rape van.

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.

by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022

mauro van laere

super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego

-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024

van

a vehicle used to pick up kids with candy

hey kid get in my van and I will a lifetime supply of candy

by corn you May 14, 2018

Van Sang

Van Sang is the real homie, Van Sang sometimes will do something so wicked but at the end he will forgive you. Anybody with the last name "Sang" is the real one and loyal one.

"Van Sang is the best in my life!"

by That Lai Guy November 23, 2021

van Zeijl

Just the best way to have a hard time remembering someone's last name.

Hey what's your last name?
Oh it is van Zeijl.
What?
I know.

by Znjerp February 18, 2021

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by anonymous December 3, 2021

The Van.

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

by mynameisangle February 9, 2024