Get the backpack-o-mattmug. 
A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
Get the Matt’s dick sizemug. A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020
Get the The Matt Kiser Methodmug. by Nfjdjfjf September 7, 2022
Get the Matt from Centennialmug. A Matt has a magnum sized dong. His monster cock is practically the Eiffel Tower. The thickness and length is the extreme opposite of a Tommy, who basically has a micropenis. The penis on a Tommy is so small that its practically a vagina. Nothing can compete with the well-hung Matt. He’s penis smashes rocks. גדךחליכשךיכךלחשךלכחגדחלךשלחשך
by Bigdickrick0528 June 1, 2018
Get the Mattmug. by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019
Get the matt from wii sportsmug.