pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM August 3, 2008

pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.

Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!

by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009

macaroni pussy

some VERY dank pussy. the best you can get

*good pussy getting hammered* thats some macaroni pussy right there!

by a VERY fucking educated person December 9, 2017

playboy pussy

An innie vagina that is small and pleasant to look at. Much like those seen on the pages of playboy

Adam: Damn, Laura looks great naked
Jim: Really? Nice looking lady bits?
Adam: oh yeah. Total playboy pussy

by Mark Suckitberg March 19, 2019

weekend pussy

pussy that you get when your tired of your monday thru friday pussy. a girl who is not good enough for your everyday life, but good enough to bang on the weekends.

Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!

by wakechick1 February 3, 2010

Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

by bithyrun November 18, 2010

muggy pussy

Any flaps of skin on a male or female in the groin area which build up a sweaty, pungent odour. Especially after hours of labour intensive activities, or sporting pursuits.

How was your day Adam? Oh mate, I've been walking in the heat all morning, and I have such a MUGGY PUSSY. I can't wait to jump in the shower and wash the stink off.

by carrot sandwich January 18, 2022