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piss bucket

n. metaphor for an unpleasant task rightfully another's not willingly taken on.
This boss has me carrying his piss bucket again.
by Stu Pender September 12, 2006
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coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.
After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.
by Billy December 9, 2003
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piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.
Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.
by Richard Black May 8, 2005
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Piss Fascist

A derogatory term for someone who must have everyone agree with their opinion at all times. Or otherwise has to constantly state their opinions on issues in inappropriate contexts.

The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.

'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.
<soapboxes for 20 minutes about fluoride toxicity>
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."

Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."
by SRSLY WRONG February 3, 2015
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piss belly

An unusual and unattractive excessive projection of a female's lower abdomen. Most common in females over forty years of age. Stomach area above the Piss Belly generally remains relatively unaffected.
by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
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Piss Baby

A grown adult that enjoys getting pissed on by others. Just bringing up the word piss, pee, urine, number 1 is dangerous around a piss baby. They will get very excited and request that you piss all over them. When you dont they start acting like a lil bitch.

Can be sexual or none sexual for the piss baby. The only important fact is they love piss, and they love very warm freshly pissed piss all over their clothed or naked body.
Bro…. I turned the corner and Michal Was pissing all over Jakobs face…. Jakob had his mouth open, tongue stuck out, and was shaking his face side to side while screaming “YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS”…

Damn bro…. Jakob is such a fucking Piss Baby.
by Bonnie Wrong January 20, 2022
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anal piss

When you go to take a turd and you squirt fluid from your anal passage. Sometimes you suffer a deep burning of the anus.
Mitch - "man that was a big night of drinking"
Marty - "yeah i just went to take a after grog bog and it was like i was pissing out of my ass"
Mitch - "wrank....anal piss"
Marty - "it burnt real bad"
Mitch - "i wish Justin Timberlake would anal piss on me"
Marty - "fag"
by calen_ July 27, 2008
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