honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Honey in your eye

Something some d-bag asshole says to attempt to enter into a lady's panties.

Girl, you got honey in your eye.

by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017

Honey bun

Extremely effective at removing homeless people, especially when microwaved. Can be thrown or shot out of a potato cannon for maximum effectiveness.

Hey jared, i just shot a homeless person with a molten honey bun!

Jared: lol shitter 😂

by Crappyguy9920 January 25, 2024

milk and honey

and as the sun set, the girl who's not like other girls whispers...

A E S T H E T I C

milk and honey is for edgy goth girls and white girls

by big boi gay January 16, 2019

honey glazed duck

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them

Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.

by Not Joe April 8, 2016

honey intolerant

a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?

by tigergoesrawr August 3, 2021

honey on my burger

When a man cums on a woman's vagina.

"I like honey on my burger"

by Lil wonton April 22, 2015