To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
Get the Bare butt peter bumpsmug. by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021
Get the Ski bumpsmug. When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
by Peleke9 July 31, 2016
Get the Cop Bumpmug. v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.
An act designed for the lulz.
An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011
Get the bump-rollmug. The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.
by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023
Get the internal fist bumpmug. 
