goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

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Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

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Goon corners

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards

i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1

by limelipslover May 26, 2025

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mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

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we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

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1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.

2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation

3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.

1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"

by TacoJackson May 29, 2025

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