noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".
You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
by sam skrambel July 20, 2009
Get the wrong johns mug.Nicole John is quite a bizzare name for a boy. Whoever gets to know the real him would be dumbfounded. He is smart, streetwise, does not give up easily and is born a bread winner. Oftentimes he is easily distracted but he is just too busy overthinking things that he cannot control. He is not that friendly and picks people carefully before opening up to them but once you get to know him, he is fun to be with, he is loud and has a great sense of humor but also has a tendency to be forgetful. He is a great son, a caring brother,
, a reliable friend, a trustworthy colleague and a loving boyfriend. He is not a gentleman but you can always count on him (unless he forgot your discussion whatsoever) He has his negative traits but when you love a person, you accept their flaws and agree with some terms to make your relationship with them work. He loves to eat but doesn't get fat, he is not sweet but when he is, he'll put time and effort beyond expectations, he care for others but most of the time it was misunderstood and he is easily attracted to other girls but can be expexted to be loyal to his woman. His woman would be lucky to have him. Nicole John is a bizzare name because a Nicole John is a bizarre person you'll be lucky to have in your life.
, a reliable friend, a trustworthy colleague and a loving boyfriend. He is not a gentleman but you can always count on him (unless he forgot your discussion whatsoever) He has his negative traits but when you love a person, you accept their flaws and agree with some terms to make your relationship with them work. He loves to eat but doesn't get fat, he is not sweet but when he is, he'll put time and effort beyond expectations, he care for others but most of the time it was misunderstood and he is easily attracted to other girls but can be expexted to be loyal to his woman. His woman would be lucky to have him. Nicole John is a bizzare name because a Nicole John is a bizarre person you'll be lucky to have in your life.
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Get the john degs mug.John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.
by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019
Get the john derick mug.A danish fictional character, featuring in a children's show with the same name.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.
by JohnDillermand>Sweden May 18, 2021
Get the john dillermand mug.A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.
see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.
see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.
by sneakyle June 21, 2017
Get the Lawn John mug.Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born
by DaCLAW February 12, 2020
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