by bobmoise April 15, 2010
by skinnyboibuhblackaf369 January 29, 2021
A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.
Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
by stuffaboutstuff May 06, 2011
The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.
I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.
by pentozali August 29, 2007
When you find yourself always texting your boyfriend or girlfriend first but stop for as long as you can in order to see how long it would take for them to text you first. Usually ends up with the intended partner cutting off all communications because they arent interested in how you feel or how your day is going or what you are doing. Said partner is usually only interested in sex but leads you to think otherwise.
Kate knew she was getting played after she decided to go on a text break and Adam forgot she existed.
by pissedoff94 March 10, 2014
I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me
by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016
If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
by bookkake July 27, 2016