Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)
Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
by Sushioligy March 14, 2015
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Text Slave

When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.
Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.
by GuyWhoGetsIt July 18, 2015
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text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.
"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"
by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009
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text houdini

A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.
Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
by stuffaboutstuff May 06, 2011
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postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.
I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.
by pentozali August 29, 2007
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This Group Text

An SMS messaging group consisting of 4 homosexual men known as the irons as well as their friends and associates

Also they have big ole long cocks
I put this group text on do not disturb after I saw Norma jeans ass
by Hahdil May 20, 2019
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Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.
I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.
by Governor7687 January 01, 2018
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