Shidas touch

A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.

This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.

"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"

"She better not have your Shidas touch!"

"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"

by nimsayy June 13, 2018

stories that touch

sad stories that touch the heart or elicit sympathy

Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!

by ghad0922 September 21, 2024

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017

Gay Touch

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.

Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

Summer butt touch

It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.

Summer butt touch, the sky's and the beach and gettin' a tan! Summer butt touch! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

by OllieKazam December 21, 2017

Touched

The hood version of counting coup; attacking an opponent.

“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke

by kekistani meme farmer March 9, 2021