St Thomas MO

a small town in Missouri mostly know for its population of about 300 people but also known for being completely out of everyone's way and only having farms with one neighborhood. and you cant forget that you cant get service there either.

friend: lets go to St Thomas MO
me: no way you don't get any service and there's nothing to do

by you?me?us?we? October 18, 2019

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.

by yhatsup February 18, 2022

Thomas game docs

A really epic guy who makes good content about mostly Nintendo you might know him for other videos he’s made his videos are very popular but sadly he is never credited if your reading this Thomas (the YouTuber) please keep making nice content and other people reading this uhh have a good day lol

Thomas game docs videos are really good

by Dontsearchweirdthingsonhere May 3, 2023

St. Thomas University

A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.

Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.

Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.

by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019

Thomas Jeb Howard

the love of my life UwU

me: òwó i love you Thomas Jeb Howard

by Nosebloods March 13, 2019

Thomas igneous rock

thomas igneous rock is a rock who is often sick from cancer, lung cancer, ball cancer, cancer cancer and other cancer. he likes the sad game splatoon thats really bad also kinda dead. thomas will die so be careful.

is that the igneous rock who gets different cancers every day and likes that disgusting game splatoon
ew thats a thomas igneous rock

by lucasisdiscordkitten November 21, 2022

thomas brodie-sangster

my husband and probably your husband aswell if you are reading this, the most Gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, attractive, handsome, pretty man to ever exist.

random:so who’s your crush?

me: thomas brodie-sangster, paul from nowhere boy, whitey winn from godless, benny watts from the queens gambit, newt from maze runner, officer thanisson from star wars, nigel from orbit ever after., everyone else is self explanatory… +dylan o brien and anya taylor joy <3

by GIRLS OUT THE ROOM!! July 31, 2021