Gas Tank Penis

A penis the size of a hugeee gas tank

also called just "GTP"

Joe: H000LY SH111T!!one1!! this porn is like soo good!
Dan: L0L. dat nigga has that GTP. all day, for life.
Desmond: GTP?!?
Dan + Joe: GAS TANK PENIS

by Bethekingdom April 23, 2011

nuclear ass gas

When the fumes of one's farts are so horrendous and linger for a lengthy amount of time they make all who inhabit the general vicinity of said fart sickly resembling radiation sickness. Often brought on by taco bell, protien shakes, and general raunchy farts.

Troy ate taco bell for lunch & let loose some nuclear ass gas loose in the breakroom.

by Resident Redneck January 22, 2017

Kono Gaki Ga

when you dont know how to make an annoying kid go away but you know jojo's bizarre adventure

"Kono gaki ga! You're so annoying!"

by branchk October 24, 2022

Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.

“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”

by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020

Stinky Gas Leak

When an individual sneezes, coughs, and farts at the same time. Due to a variety of gases escaping from different openings in the same individual, this phenomenon has been termed the stinky gas leak

"Damn bro, I ate some chipotle last night and right after I finished hitting the bong I had a stinky gas leak"

by Dr. Swampass Mcduckbutter November 17, 2018

gas station heroin

Tianeptine a drug, which is marketed to do everything from treat anxiety to help opioid addiction, is typically sold in gas stations under names like ZaZa, Tianna, and Red Dawn.

Enroute to your facility with a male patient who has taken "gas station heroin" and is currently in cardiac arrest.

by Ben Poopin September 3, 2022

Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.

by Nsomniac June 15, 2016