chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 09, 2009

Mr Chode

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.

kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode

by Jambus October 29, 2010

Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

by It'sMassive December 15, 2010

chode

tuna can

'hey go open that chode for me and start mixing it with mayo'

by joy February 03, 2004

chode juggler

Someone who literally juggles stubby dicks around like a circus act. Not a sexual innuendo.

You're such a chode juggler!

by TheZzzOne October 22, 2015

Chode shark

A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches

Jt is being such a chode shark.

Wow, Jt has a chode shark.

by Crap5036 June 25, 2009

chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?

by candiekissez October 07, 2004