Spoon

An eating utensil used for eating soup, ice cream etc. you dummy (they don't disintegrate like in the gif btw.)

Josh grabbed a spoon from the cupboard to eat his soup.

by umarres April 15, 2020

On the spoon

One who enjoys relaxing and injecting heroin.

Look at the lid on him.. he’s definitely been on the spoon.

Bryan has more legs than teeth. That’s from being on the spoon for years.

by Ladel November 4, 2023

Spoon

1. A Romantic way of cuddling
2.a dumb person

1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?

Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow

Me: Oh my god your such a spoon

by Captain long schlong May 15, 2016

Bingo Spoon

A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.

I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.

by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 1, 2022

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 11, 2020

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 23, 2020