emojicat sexual

a bunch of degenerates simping over a fucking pixel cat

bob: im part of the lgbt community
dad: i support!
bob: im emojicat sexual
dad: im gonna go get milk

by peeeepeepoopoo December 26, 2022

Dream Sexual

If u are dream sexual ur prob 8 and u should die in a fire

Person 1: im dream sexual

Person 2: ......
Person 1: keeps going on because dream mf's annoying as shit
Person 2: off urself u fucking piece of shit u dumb cunt
Person 1: cries

by 360TapStrafeWallJumpDickSlap August 28, 2021

Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

Business Sexual

Business sexual is the next step up from business casual attire, where you sex it up a bit. Ladies wearing slightly shorter and tighter dresses, higher heels, more skin. Men wearing tighter jeans, deeper v-necks, fewer buttons done, looser hair, etc.

Bob: “hey bro, what’s the attire for the group dinner tonight?”
Tom: “it’s business sexual..”
Bob: “what’s business sexual?”
Tom: “so dress like you would for an afternoon business event, but sex it up a bit..”
Bob: “oh nice! I just got a new pair of Jordan 1’s I’ve been looking to break out.”

by The Auroch December 11, 2022

sexual vegetarian

An individual who refuses to engage in oral sex.

My new girlfriend gives great head. She's clearly not a sexual vegetarian.

by Lexmed April 14, 2016

soma sexual

Only being attracted to intake.soma on tik tok or intake_soma on Instagram.

P1: "hey have you ever seen Soma?!"
P2: " the muscle relaxer?"
P1: " no the cosplayer... @intake.soma ??"
P2: " oh, nope, I've never heard of him..."

P1: " HE IS LITERALLY PERFECT!!"
P2: " cool..."
P1: " yeah, I'm a Soma Sexual🛐🛐"
P2: " ... Ok then..."

by SOMAS #1 FAN 🥵🥵🥵 January 11, 2022