September 3

On September 3 you give your girl your hoodie

Boy:Hey...
Girl:yes
Boy:it's September 3 take my hoodie
Girl: awww 🥰 thanks
Boy:yw!

by Shellshockersdabest September 2, 2021

September 22

National Soapy titty pic day!! on this day she has to send you a soapy titty picA

hey its september 22
okay?
you have to send me a titty pic.
oh *sends*

by doritostastelikechicken September 22, 2022

September 13

Virgo that knows how to fuck, might not last the longest but they’ll make sure you finish, doesn’t mind giving head, very open to new ideas and wants to make everyone happy.

“That was the best my pussy has ever been eaten”

“Yeah he was born on September 13”

by The wizer guy December 24, 2021

September 11th

The most gorgeous, amazing, generous, and awesome people are born on this day <3

Ms. Karen: ugh WHY ARE YOU SO JUST UGH
Person that is born on September 11th: uh duh i was born on September 11th

by anonymous January 29, 2022

September 7

👌🏻

"What?! It's already September 7? 👌🏻then

by eheh not hehe April 1, 2022

September 1

A day you hit your best friend and they are not allowed to fight back

Today is September 1 I have to go hit my best friend and she is not allowed to fight back

by Ello1234567890987654321 November 14, 2020

September 1

The day the hottest guys are born. These guys are hot, muscular and attractive.

Aiden: woah he’s hot
George: yeah of course he’s a September 1st

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021