Sam

Big nigga with fat dick but can pull a fucking tower

Nigga bitch sam is a nigga

by Bigpussysniffer March 14, 2024

Sam

Sam has a crippling fortnite addiction (hes going pro) he is very short but manages to still be rizzy. he plays sport when he isnt cranking 90s on his haters

PERSON 1: where is sam
PERSON 2: Hes at home playing FNCS

by BROKENSIGMAWITHAFATSHLONG69 May 15, 2024

sam

can only have one nut

sam has one nut he can't nut

by PENNYPEENY June 12, 2024

Sam

An alleged gay femboy. Good sense of humor and somewhat nice. He is totally going to get cancelled one day.

Person A: Do you see him? The gay looking one? He's Sam.
Person B: Wow.

by fleurfairee October 28, 2024

Sam

Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.

Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'

by No1HiccupBurp January 8, 2025

Sam

Please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Mathematical term please excuse my dear aunt sally meaning of Sam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025

sam

sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.

sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 25, 2025